"But soon . . . I shall Dig ! !"

"Who do you think you are Son? SAS?"

"I've started to eat my phone"

"MIKE!!!!"

"Rat Nipple!"

"Did you stick your head right in?"

"That's a narrow shaft!"

"Just eat around my finger hole"

"Man Boobs = Moobs"

"Stuffed full of fish and rice"

"You sent me up the lumpy tunnel"

"Have you ever seen a fat Goth?"

"Eurgh! A little bit of juice came out"

"Ooops! It's gone a bit huge"

"Surprise tea is always better"

"Careful you don't get sucked off"

"How big are his glow sticks?!"

"I just like the head"

"I've got an awesome helmet"

"Stuff your pants with sponges?"

"He looks less annoying on video"

"Tomorrow might be more better!"

"I don't remember it being this long"

"Happy with a fisheye between your legs?"

"How deceptive are bras?"

"My jetwash really smells"

"I like receiving parcels"

"Got anything you could show me?"

"I've been smelling loads from my armpits!"

"She's not grooming me!"

"Facebook told me"

"Do you want something in the rear?"

"You smell like a plug-in"

"Hiding in that bush was fun"

"I think of him as a fifteen year old boy"

"Everyone loves a manhole entry"

"Look at the size of your tripod"

"Look at my little monkey"

"Yes, I have a special finger"

"Where's your nipple hair gone?"

"Standard boobs"

"It's a race to a D-Cup"

"Will they sag over time?"

"I'm not stalking her"